the fool #fiction
Him: Look. Let’s get straight to the point. I could make you famous. You would appear on ‘my’ new radio show. ‘My’ podcast and most importantly ‘my’ Twitter feed.
Her: What are you talking about?
Him: You know. You’re not well known and I could change that for you?
Her: Well … actually there’s someone far more accomplished than you that loves me just the way I am.
Him: I’ll stay safe with my girlfriend then.
Her: Give us all a break and just fuck off.