To my little fluffy baby I am so sorry for humans. Mummy will be near soon my sweet baby bird who needs the sea. You landed on my doorstep on my birthday last June. I am so sorry for all the nastiness from humans! They tear us apart! I will call you down from heaven when I get home. Don’t try to find me. Live FREE!

I am staying with a gorgeous Catholic couple of pensioners. I am not into religion – regardless – they gave me their barn until Monday and then I go somewhere else, I won’be long. And I am getting tattooed on Thursday! By an Amazing Artiste … ouch … penning – channelling.

AND you know What Percy? I can turn my phone off for as long as I want. My world is better.

Love Mummy. X