Someone asked me to join a dating site to write an article at the weekend. I was reluctant but I agreed. 30 minutes later, I withdrew the offer.
This was my first and last encounter. The previous conversation here was not something I could post for fear of profanity.
I also leave you with someone’s bio that does perhaps nail why he is single? This really is the truth. Reads as follows:-
TBH©
Tiff Harper 
Oh my. I dipped a toe into the internet dating scene. It’s a minefield. That profile could do with a damn good edit in my opinion! And they complain about people not making an effort! Pfft.
It was as though I was standing naked in a cattle market of rejects where they wore x ray specs. They’re certainly not your average meet on the high street people. As if a guy would turn up on a first date in his underpants with one hand tucked down them. They think being online is a means to an end. It has inspired a book to be honest. Poor sods. Not a clue.
I can’t believe some people are like this…
We always have you Simon. Most boys are lovely 🙂
I hope you find a nice boy ☺️
I wasn’t looking, it was for a magazine xx
Oh I see… Xx
Wow. Two real prizes there.
That was 5 minutes into it. I felt it was enough. 🙂
I don’t blame you
darn…. that second one was me….
A terrifying thought! Lots of love to you 🙂
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